All posts by The Clock Master

the time has come…


the time has come for all portable safety co workers to show off what they’ve done so far!!!!!!


portable safety co presents…

awesomenessawesome land!!!!

the one-and-only floating island of awesomeness!!!!!!!!!

and this time only the water is serrated.

awesome  land buy your awesomeness today!!!!


the meme bombs are in the works

the meme bombs are in the works

the new meme bomb draft


portable safety comment

so from time to time you’ll see these things on my blog called “portable safety comments”. what they are is little comments or things i want to say to my followers and the people who read my blog. so I can tell you guys things  that arent usualy blogged about.


so aparintly i just got my first follower and its realy cool because just like me he loves to make art. so heres a link to his site.






portable safety wings

you no fly it takes you up to the highest pinnacle it can reach and wont bring you back down.


so apparently  the guy in the ninja mask whose name is in fact bob. was in fact also a thief. but we have no means of stopping his theft for in theory we have also been committing theft(mainly through our portable safety digi-portal



Gmod flying carits a little hard to control and only causes slight damage to your heart and brain. and OBVIOUSLY SERRATED !

the way we acquired it was jumping through our portable safety digi-portal into gmod, stole it from a guy who had a ninja mask on and jumped back out!

eventually  we  believe he will discover the supremely hard to create technology (that is mostly made of cheese and thermite)and jump back through and steal his jeep